“I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.”—
Mitch Hedberg
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This is the same justification I used to buy expensive sunglasses.
Same here. I bought a pair of Maui Jims in 2001 for $200. Still got ‘em. Even sent them in to get fixed, well after the warranty expired, they fixed ‘em for free. One of the best investments I ever made. It’s about time to buy another pair …
This kid enjoys tearing paper. A lot.
Made me smile. And laugh. A lot.
Cat is annoyed with printer. Cat also has an English accent and enjoys profanity.
Make sure your sound is turned up and any children shuttled out of the room …
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So … how did the driver’s test go?
Two-year-old boy challenges Dwayne Wade: “This is MY house!”
Without question, this is the cutest video you will watch today.
Chad Sher had the time of his 24-month-old life Wednesday night when he went one-on-one with his favorite player in the NBA, Dwyane Wade, before the Heat’s season finale at American Airlines Arena.
Sher’s imitation of Wade’s “This is my house” celebration became a YouTube sensation and the Heat star just had to meet his toddler doppelganger.
“I got sent the YouTube video and somebody said check this out,” Wade said last night. “So I looked at it and I was just dying laughing, I was cracking up, I just thought it was so adorable.”
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At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo. (via E-mails from an Asshole)
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Tweets that bend my brain around like that deserve to be framed and hung in homes the nation over.
